A work in progress

Okay, I don't normally like to live in the past but it has come to my attention that my idea of starting a "nation of the finest shopkeepers" may not be such a bad idea after all. Since I am going to attempt to make it an official nation it should probably have capital letters ... like this >>> "Nation Of The Finist Shopkeepers" I wonder if the of and the should have capital letters... I don't really care either way.
So now we have sorted out the capital letter issue we can move on to more important matters. Such as the song that shall be entered in the eurovision contest. I should imagine that song shall we called "The Wonders Of Being A Shopkeeper" and would go something like this...

(Please note this song shall be sung by about 37 shopkeepers and 2 trained singing poodles - I have no particular reason for this but it sounds like a good idea to me)

Shopkeepers: We are the nation of the finest shopkeepers
and we simply are the best
we spend most our lives running our wonderful shops
as you might have guessed

Shopkeepers (Gangster rap): We work all night
and we work all day
to keep our shops perfect
in everyway... iniiiit!

Shopkeepers: You can get anything you want to buy
such as a cactus or a packet of noodles
to show how fantastic we really are
we have a solo from our to poodles

Poodle 1: OOOOO oooooo OOOOOO ooooooo
Poodle 2: Shooooooop Keeeeeeeeeeepers
Poodle 1: Yeeeeeeess I aaaaaaaaaam a siiiiinging poooooooodle
Poodle 2: Yooooooou've neeeeeeever seeeeeeen a siiiinging pooooooodle befooooooore
Poodles: OOOOOO ooooooo OOOOOOO oooooooo

Shopkeepers && Poodles: oooooo OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO O-O-O!




Well, its a work in progress.....